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Listen: Men don’t know what the hell is going on down there. Seriously. Every Woman is different. Watching a Woman masturbate is like cheating on a test and getting away with it. It’s a turn on and highly exhilarating especially if we get away with it. We watch that with an intensity greater than anything we will EVER study. We will study that. We will learn how to please YOU. I know it’s hard to imagine, but it pleases us to please you. In fact that half the reason some of us are excited to have sex with you. Help us, help you. Relax, and dance like no one is watching. Help us, help you.
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This is a post of birds who look like they’re yelling.
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Thank you that is all.
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